90-Year-Old Tortoise Gets Set Of Hot Wheels After A Rat Gnaws Off...

90-Year-Old Tortoise Gets Set Of Hot Wheels After A Rat Gnaws Off Her Front Legs

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I thought rats were supposed to train tortoises to become ninjas, not gnaw their adorable legs off.

Mrs. T pits the fool of a rat that chewed off her front gams because guess what? Now, she’s got the illest set of wheels a tortoise can own.

The 90-year-old tortoise had been hibernating in a shed in Pembroke, West Wales, when the unthinkable happened. A f*cking piece of sh*t rat came around and nibbled on her legs so much so that she had to get them amputated.

Well, that’s when owner Jude Ryder turned to her engineer son Dale Sinclair-Jones to help.

Taking some wheels from a model aircraft, he glued an axis to Mrs. T, and girl how ’bout now? Yeah, now she can move faster than ever before. Ride or die, Mrs. T. Ride or die.

Now, all Mrs. T needs is a rocket launcher strapped to her shell, and the sweet taste of rat blood in her beak, and only then will she be revenged.

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