Well, this eye seems normal OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Ebola, more like eyeball-a, am I right?
Hey, do you guys remember that whole Ebola scare from last year that you’re totally so completely over right now? Well, goodbye sleep, because it’s back, and more terrifying than ever.
An American doctor who had contracted Ebola last year in Sierra Leone received treatment for it at Emory University Hospital, and was declared Ebola free! Good for him, right? I hope he enjoys his freedom!
Just kidding, I hope he stays locked up forever, because the nightmare virus had a sequel!
Unbeknownst to him, the virus was still alive and well in his eye.
Here’s one such victim from New Zealand… uh, I mean Middle Earth who had Ebola in his eyeball, which is a common illness for Uruk-Hais.
Ian Crozier experienced heightened pressure and pain in his left eye, and although his eye tested positive for Ebola, it was oddly not contagious.
Thankfully, potentially due to a steroid shot, Ian’s eye eventually returned to normal its normal blue hue.
Speaking of which, did you know that Ebola can live in your semen for months after you’ve been infected?
Maybe Ian’s one-eye monster maybe made him a green-eye monster? Ian, remember to watch your trajectory.