Who the f*ck invited Squidward to the Tekken party? Wait, THAT’S Yoshimitsu?!
Tekken 7 just released their first look at its franchise’s fabled samurai character Yoshimitsu, and well… it’s certainly a choice.
For those of you who didn’t spend hours playing Tekken 2 with your cousin on a vacation in fourth grade, Yoshimitsu was a cyborg, possibly robotic ninja in the Tekken fighting video game franchise.
Now, he looks more like Ursula’s boyfriend.
Why does this look so familiar?
Did Yoshimitsu try to choke Jabba the Hutt?
I get that his character is supposed to change appearances, but this isn’t just a makeover. He looks the image that would pop up after you entered some pretty disgusting search terms into Google.
Let’s see Yoshimitsu’s evolution over the years before he started to turn into the creature that attacked the Nautilus.
Awww, the OG Yoshimitsu looks a frowning-faced Storm trooper.
“I got my hat from Nasty Gal… what do you think?
Introducing Sith lord: Darth Yoshimitsu.
Yeah, uh, give him butterfly wings AND a lightsaber. Why the hell not?
Tekken 5‘s Yoshimitsu loves third eye blind.
Yoshimitsu has got more of a Doc Oc feel to him in this sixth iteration. Like those weird extra robotic arms can help pick up his clothes from the floor when he’s doing laundry, or tickle his enemies.
And now this Jar Jar Binks motherf*cker.